New Bank Open

Yes boys and girls, there's a new bank in town expecially for dinar holders. You simply send all your dinars to me and I'll open up a special Super Duper Dinar Trust Account for you. All you have to do is fed ex me your dinars with your first name only and no return address on the package. I'll do the rest. Remember....be the first one hundred dinar holders to do it and you'll get a platnum account instead of the regular one. So don't wait, do it now.

Ill get right on it.

Here, take mine, I hear you are giving a 1:1 interest rate. First name only huh , please put mine down as gulliblegal... And don't forget to send me my platinum membership card to clutter up my wallet.

Blexum wrote:Yes boys and girls, there's a new bank in town expecially for dinar holders. You simply send all your dinars to me and I'll open up a special Super Duper Dinar Trust Account for you. All you have to do is fed ex me your dinars with your first name only and no return address on the package. I'll do the rest. Remember....be the first one hundred dinar holders to do it and you'll get a platnum account instead of the regular one. So don't wait, do it now.

WOW! You are SOOOOOO thoughful... THIS WAY... I wouldn't have to go through ALL the stress and uncertainty of ACTUALLY having to 'negotiate' rates and perks products and services... I didn't know there were STILL sweet people like you Blexum, that have my dinar in mind and offer their services to be SOOOOO helpful. The BIGGEST problem I have is THREE-FOLD: (and maybe you can help me figure this out), 1. after I packed up my bricks of dinars to send to you (in a plain wrapping, of course) 1. I don't have a scale and can't weight if to calculate postage and 2. I checked (just before it started raining) and I can't fit my package into my mailbox and finally, 3. I checked your profile and I don't have your address and don't know where to send my dinar. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? With all the uncertainty and challenges on my little supply of PATIENCE in this 'field of dreams', YOU have offered a service that I am sure ALL of us can benefit from... and NOW I don't know exactly WHAT TO DO.

Please SEND ME your ADDRESS (better yet, POST it so EVERYONE can see it) as soon as possible, so I can get my package to you IMMEDIATELY... I am SOOOO concerned that, if I don't ACT NOW... You'll have so many others ALSO sending you their dinars so you can open a Super Duper Dinar Trust Account, that my order will be delayed WAY PAST the RV... I don't understand all the financial stuff... but IF SOMEONE is SO NICE TO OFFER... then WHY NOT? I'm learning that if SOMEBODY doesn't take a LEAP of FAITH when OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS... then how can SOMEBODY be eligible for the BENEFITS... (besides, you make it sound SOOOO simple!)

PLEASE hurry and get the shipping address to me... I want to be READY... and NOT MISS OUT... on such an EXCITING and truly UNIQUE opportunity!

WHY? You seem to be SO SWEET... THANK YOU soooooo much. OH, by the way... be SURE and CONTACT (PM) AJ Anderson, Kevin53, Catherine, Ponee, Abby Ann, and Miskebam about your service... THEY are very smart, savvy and NICE also... AND can help get this GOOD NEWS out!

Meanwhile, I am SOOOOO LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU TODAY...! we haven't a moment to waste...! and YOUR idea could MAKE A REAL DIFFERENCE!

OH MY! Looks like you're getting RESPONSE... folks who are VERY interested ALREADY....! PLEASE hurry with that address! Time if of the essence!

MiddleClassMaiden :flower:

Now, Now, don't be in such a rush. Everybody can simply mail their dinar to Blexum, General Delivery, Mt. Home, Ar. 72653. But don't delay because along with the platinum account for the first 100 people, I will DOUBLE..yes, DOUBLE, your platinum cards. What a deal huh? Some people are saying: ARE YOU CRAZY?. My response to them is; Yep.

Short and sweet...I'm in!

Dear Abby, At this time we are only dealing in Iraqi Dinars. But, we do forsee that at some time in the future we will be taking in U.S. and Canadian Dollars as well. Land anytime, but vehicles will be a little later.

Hey, the OTHER bank is offering free flat screen tv's for coming on board. If you want my dinar you have to BID on it. All right then, do I hear a bid of 1 tv? I got a tv now how about a new refrigerator? How about a, how about a, ah ah . Thank you, I have a refrigerator, do I hear a ...... . going once! Blexem your out, .... going twice!

What? I've got competition? That's not fair. I belong to a three letter agency...FMO (For Me Only)...I'll find out who this other bank is, and when I do...............whoooaaahh, they're in trouble.

I called my bank yesterday and asked them when I could cash in because they were already cashing in over in Europe. Umm...his response was for me to head for the airport and look for Tatu (the guy that will be yelling "The plane. The plane."). Tatu should be looking up at a 747 flying at 12000 feet.

WES:

Looking up that much will give one a stiff neck!!! Better to deposit in Blexem's bank and go bowling????? Or you could go to the competition - whom ever that may be (hee hee hee). :geek:

NO NO NO....COMPETITION BAD....BLEXUM GOOD....

aksafeone wrote:Hey, the OTHER bank is offering free flat screen tv's for coming on board. If you want my dinar you have to BID on it. All right then, do I hear a bid of 1 tv? I got a tv now how about a new refrigerator? How about a, how about a, ah ah . Thank you, I have a refrigerator, do I hear a ...... . going once! Blexem your out, .... going twice!

Oh My God, hilarious !!!!....

Blexum wrote:Now, Now, don't be in such a rush. Everybody can simply mail their dinar to Blexum, General Delivery, Mt. Home, Ar. 72653. But don't delay because along with the platinum account for the first 100 people, I will DOUBLE..yes, DOUBLE, your platinum cards. What a deal huh? Some people are saying: ARE YOU CRAZY?. My response to them is; Yep.

Hey did you used to be a used car salesman? Cause I heard a used car salesman use that same line in an ad ... real fast talker ... in fact as I dig back in the dust, cobwebbed recesses of my mind, I think he called himself Crazy Eddie.

Hey Blexum, will ye stand on your dead to make a deal?? Go see Cal (Worthington) to learn how!!!

Kevin, you are spot on - he DOES sound like a car dealer. TRUST ME!!! :joker:

Some ppl are way to stupid or have way to much time on there hands, not sure which is the case here.

thank you all I have not laughed that hard in so long it's not even funny..
Are you calling it Bank Under Treasury Trust? B.U.T.T.

Do you remember Cal's dog Spot? Everything from a white mouse to an elephant. Funny stuff. But aksafeone, "stand on my DEAD"? Maybe on my head...maybe on some bread...but never, never on my dead.

Blexum wrote:Do you remember Cal's dog Spot? Everything from a white mouse to an elephant. Funny stuff. But aksafeone, "stand on my DEAD"? Maybe on my head...maybe on some bread...but never, never on my dead.

You are cracking me up today Bluxem!

B.U.T.T. HAHAHAHAHA, Put that in front of Headquarters European Administration Department. Most of our politicians could work there.

Sorry, that was a typo, you know like a hypo only without any "punch."

Should have said head. Cal got mauled by a tiger or some such cat and he stopped doing the "wild" animal thing. That actually happened in Anchorage, if I recall - but alztimers affects us all sooner or before.

B.U.T.T. Hmmmmmm, Blexum's Ultimate Treasury Trust? It has a "ring" too it, does it not??

Ponee...that's Blexum...not Bluxem...Blexum is afrikaans (south africa dutch) for "bad bas..rd". I know, I know, how could anybody refer to me as such.

sooooo....op ons forum....'n stout blexumtjie....ja - nee!!

Ja Boet, where are you?

What? I've only had one beer, so it can't be me.

To say that took me by suprise would be totally inadequate.

Dinarstar, what city in S.A.?

Blexum wrote:Ponee...that's Blexum...not Bluxem...Blexum is afrikaans (south africa dutch) for "bad bas..rd". I know, I know, how could anybody refer to me as such.

LOL, I knew I had typed that wrong and i was searching for the post to correct it but got side tracked ! But, did REALLY get it wrong ... Hmmm?

It's probably from that great big drill bit on your forhead. Does that hurt much?

only for those on the opposite end of it

O, bliksem, jou blikskottel!

Jhb/CT/Pta and Durbs by die see!!

libr8ed wrote:O, bliksem, jou blikskottel!

DINARSTAR AND libr8ed, unreal man. I spent 15 years over there. Traveled everywhere working for holiday inns and sun city. My wife is from C.T. Spent lots of time in Pretoria and Durbs. Miss my lion and castle with some boerevoors and paap. But won't go back. Way too many changes. Was in the Cape Town Highlanders as well.

I'M sooooo excited! This is WONDERFUL!
MiddleClassMaiden :flower:

Pap 'n wors...a guy in socal makes good wors and delivers,miss meat pies and slap-tjips ,my son lives in Jo'burg,I have family in Montagu and eldest brother owns a pub in Bathurst.
I will go back after RV,and live between Cape,Ukraine and USA.

Soet!! :cheers:

libr8ed wrote:O, bliksem, jou blikskottel!

...en waar bly jy...jou?

Ja, the ukraine has some hotties. I miss the karoo butcher shops. Man they made some good wors. Miss my morning rusk's as well. Remember the braai's in the old days? Not the same anymore. Send me a P.M. so we can chat.

aksafeone wrote:Hey Blexum, will ye stand on your dead to make a deal?? Go see Cal (Worthington) to learn how!!!

Kevin, you are spot on - he DOES sound like a car dealer. TRUST ME!!! :joker:

There used to be one in the NY metro area ... I think on Long Island, but don't remember for sure ... he used the moniker Crazy Eddie ... wore an obnoxious check suit .. and was a totally over the top fast and loud talker ... His tag line was something like "At Crazy Eddie's our prices are insane!" That was back in like the late 60's or early 70's I think. Oh yea, he had one of those ... for the lack of a better description ... big pseudo afros that were popular back then ..

That's about as strong an abbreviation as the American Secret Society.

dinarstar wrote:

libr8ed wrote:O, bliksem, jou blikskottel!

...en waar bly jy...jou?

In die VSA 30 jaar, gebore in die Kaap.

libr8ed wrote:

dinarstar wrote:

libr8ed wrote:O, bliksem, jou blikskottel!

...en waar bly jy...jou?

In die VSA 30 jaar, gebore in die Kaap.

The fairest Cape,nice to know you.
We should have a koeksuster korner or koffie en beskuit section!

aksafeone wrote:Sorry, that was a typo, you know like a hypo only without any "punch."

Should have said head. Cal got mauled by a tiger or some such cat and he stopped doing the "wild" animal thing. That actually happened in Anchorage, if I recall - but alztimers affects us all sooner or before.

B.U.T.T. Hmmmmmm, Blexum's Ultimate Treasury Trust? It has a "ring" too it, does it not??

I like your B.U.T.T. better lol

I only have one feeling........and you guys hurt it.

It's a quiet and peaceful new morning outside. The birdies are chirping and the squirrels are chattering away.....WAAAAAKKKKEEEE UUUUPPPP. Forget the coffee....have a shot of moonshine and lets get started.

.......ok fella, we don't need any trouble around here....not in any language.

(Marshall Fred White, Tombstone)