Make a choice

by **Saint** Sun Jun 07, 2015 1:56 pm

A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog
were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were
stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into
the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery
red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a
perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking
better and better to the lonely man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The
sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man
took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued
to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man brought Hillary to
the beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the
urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary
and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and
asked if there was anything she could do for him?

He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'