My Wife is Missing

by **Saint** Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:19 am

Enjoy with a smile.

A HUSBAND WENT TO THE SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT TO REPORT THAT HIS WIFE WAS MISSING.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: DON’T WORRY BUDDY. WE’LL FIND YOUR TRUCK.

by Terbo Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:26 am

That's not so far fetched- Alot of rednecks think more of their trucks and toys moreso than their so called significant other- Don't believe me? Have a woman wreck their favorite redneck's truck- Just watch what happens..... affraid

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