Latest topics
The LOVE DRESS -
2 posters
Page 1 of 1
The LOVE DRESS -
by Ponee Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:41 pm
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
Ponee- Admin
- Posts : 38267
Join date : 2011-08-09
Re: The LOVE DRESS -
by Saint Thu Mar 05, 2015 7:15 am
Yikes, dinner my Axx, and will be served cold. Loved it thanks Ponee for a great morning start.
*****************
Saint- VIP Member
- Posts : 896
Join date : 2014-03-12
Location : Rocky Mountains
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
» Sterling Currency Group Fraud Case - United States Court of Appeals For the Eleventh Circuit - 8/14/24
» Iraqi Dinar (IQD)
» The Iraqi Dinar Revaluation Scam: False Hope, Financial Deception
» Yes, the Iraqi Dinar is a SCAM: Responding to Marcus Williams' Comments on my Investment Scam Video
» AMERICA’S COLOR REVOLUTION — Brought To You By The U.S. Intelligence Community & Coming To A City Near You
» Go Russia
» I am too pretty for math, but....
» Interesting article
» Phony Tony: New Platform, same old song and dance
» The Craziness of Scam by "Tony TNT Renfrow" and the Iraqi Dinar Currency Scam
» Even conspiratorial currency speculators aren’t buying a Russian ruble revalue - It’s not the next the Iraqi dinar
» The Fundamentals of Finance and Pimpy Live
» Carnival Rides
» Go Russia
» Textbook Tony
» The Rockefellers and the controllers are freaking out right about now
» Phony Tony sez: Full Steam Ahead!
» Dave Schmidt - Zim Notes for Purchase (NOT PHYSICAL NOTES)
» Russia aren't taking any prisoners